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He Wants WHAT Tattooed WHERE?!?

Ok. Everyone is always asking me where I come up with some of the stuff I do. Am I just not ‘right in the head’? Maybe I was dropped on my head as a baby. Some just want to know exactly how far away were the power lines from my house. Well I have proof, right here, that it is not just me! My whole family is nuts (and I mean that in the nicest and most loving way, of course). Recently this little tidbit of humor scrolled across my FaceBook:


That is my brother, Jr High School History Teacher and Basketball Coach, Jaime. He is a super duper crazy sports fanatic and posting that he is thinking of getting the tattoo ‘Tarheels for Life’ on his belly! Now I personally think that out trumps any of my ideas hand down. Is he joking?? Well, whether he does it or not, if you think he’s anything like me, then you can be sure he is seriously considering it!!

I hate being outdone! So what can I do about this? How about a life-size Elmo on my back? It might be prudent to do something a little less subtle than a giant red puppet on my back though. What about a smoking hot redhead down my arm? That would be a little less disturbing and more ‘guyish’ but it could possibly be a little harder to explain (to certain people if you know what I mean). I could just get Niche Store Market and my logo somewhere on me. That could be an idea there.

Of course this is all dependant on if my brother actually does it and leaves me ‘something to prove’ of course… or is it?? Do I maybe see the makings of a new contest here? Hmmmm….